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American Jokes And Humor - 3

This is page 3 of our collection of American jokes and humor.

You know you're a redneck if:
Your Truck has curtains, but your house doesn't.
Your porch collapses, and it kills more than seven dogs.
Every car you've ever owned is in your backyard.

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?
You get your house back, your car back, your woman back, and you get your whole life back.

The other day this guy came up to me and asked if I wanted to buy his old '57 Chevy convertible. I thought it was a pretty good looking car and so I offered him 50 female pigs and 50 male deer.
The guy looked at me kind of crazy like and started to mutter under his breath. I asked him what's the matter, don't you want a hundred sows and bucks?

What's the difference between death and taxes?
Congress can't make death any worse than it is.

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A Randomly Selected Joke

What do you get if you cross a toad with a mist?
Kermit the fog.

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