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Apartment Jokes

Here are some jokes and funny stories about apartments.

There are 2 jokes in this category.

Visitor to new apartment - I didn't expect to hear mice in a new apartment?
Owner - That's not mice, it's the man in the next apartment eating celery.

An idiot was selling his apartment, and put the matter in an realtors hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the apartment that made wonderful reading.
After the idiot read it, he turned to the agent and asked, "Have I got all you say there?" The agent said, "Certainly you have...Why do you ask?"
Replied the idiot, "Cancel the sale... it is too good to part with."

A Randomly Selected Joke
Waiter: Are you the filleted mackerel, sir?
Customer: No, I'm the lonely sole with an empty plaice waiting for someone to fillet.
You can find more like this in the Jokes About Restaurants & Food category