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British Jokes And Humour

This is our collection of British jokes and humour. This is page 1 of 7

There are 66 jokes in this category.

Did you hear about the idiot who thought Royal Enfield was the Queen's chicken run?

What is the difference between a gardener and an actor?
A gardener minds his peas and an actor minds his cues.

What do you call a flock of birds that perform aerobatics?
The Red Sparrows.

Where is Felixstowe?
At the end of his foot.

Why did the man call his dog 'Sandwich'?
Because it was half-bred.

Why did Henry VIII have eight wives?
He liked to chop and change.

What agency tracks down lost vicars?
The Bureau of Missing Parsons.

Last night a man fell into a barrel of beer and drowned - he came to a bitter end.

What do you do if you are driving your car in central London and you see a space man?
Park in it man.

What's Mandy short for?
Because she only has little legs.

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A Randomly Selected Joke

My girlfriend has just finished a crash diet.
Is that why she looks like a wreck?

You can find more like this in the Girlfriends category