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Change A Light Bulb Jokes - 2

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How many fatalists does it take to change in a light bulb?
What does it matter, we're all gonna die anyway.

How many evolutionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes eight million years.

How many European ballet dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They like Danzig in the dark.

How many Greek gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.

How many ergonomicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. Four to decide which way the bulb OUGHT to turn, and ...

How many emergency room technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but the bulb will have to wait forty-five minutes in the waiting room first.

How many editors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to issue a rejection slip to the old bulb.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to screw it up.

How many brewers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One third less than for a regular bulb.

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