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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?
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How many bankers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four. One to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination.

How many baritones does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They can't get up that high.

How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

How many teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
One if at home, but on school time, four.

How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?
They do not change light bulbs; they search for the root cause of why the last one went out.

How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the light bulb and the other to smash the old one on his forehead.

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to change a light bulb?
Change it to what?

How many grocery store cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?
Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill.

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