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Change Light Bulb Jokes - 5

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How many astronomers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.

How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

How many surgeons does it take to change a lightbulb?
"Why don't you just let us remove the entire socket - you don't need it, and it'll just give you trouble later."

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