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Did You Hear - Jokes - 2

This is page 2 of the "Did you hear?" jokes.

Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens?
It went bust because it couldn't makes hens meet.

Did you hear about the man who was knocked over by a runaway horse?
He's in a stable condition.

Did you hear about the egg that was in a monastery?
It went out of the frying pan into the friar.

Did you hear about the French horn player whose wig fell into his instrument? He spent the rest of the concert blowing his top.

Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him in.

Did you hear about the undertaker who retired?
He went and buried himself in the country.

Did you hear about the man with two left ears?
He couldn't hear right.

Did you hear about the man who stole some rhubarb?
He was put into custardy.

Did you hear about the two men who were caught stealing a calendar.
The judge gave them six months each!

Did you hear the one about the statistician?
Probably....

A Randomly Selected Joke
What goes oom, oom?
A cow walking backwards.
You can find more like this in the Jokes For Children category