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Did You Hear - Jokes - 2

This is page 2 of the "Did you hear?" jokes.

Did you hear that the elephants at the circus are going on strike?
They're tired of working for peanuts.

Did you hear about the optometrist that fell into his lens grinding machine?
He made a spectacle of himself.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.

Did you hear about the little boy who was named after his father?
They called him dad.

Did you hear about the three holes?
Well, well, well.

Did you hear about the couple who met in a revolving door?
They're still going round together.

Did you hear about the hyena that swallowed a beef cube?
He made a laughing stock of himself.

Did you hear about the man who bought a sleeping bag?
He spent 3 hours trying to wake it up.

Did you hear about the idiots who drove their truck off a bridge one night? The driver broke the glass and got out, but the two in the back drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.

Did you hear about the woman who fell into a washing machine?
She worked herself up into a lather.

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