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Did You Hear - Jokes - 3

This is page 3 of the "Did you hear?" jokes.

Did you hear about the man who had a mouth in the middle of his stomach?
He was always good for a belly laugh.

Did you hear about the shark called Robin Hood?
He robbed the rich poises to feed the porpoises.

Did you hear about the man who had two left ears?
He couldn't hear right.

Did you hear about the boy who ran away with the circus?
His parents made him bring it back.

Did you hear about the werewolf's party?
It was a howling success.

Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other is a blooming idiot.

Did you hear about the animal hotel that has exclusive accommodation for squirrels?
It's called The Nutcracker Suite.

Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.

Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He says he's all washed up.

Did you hear about the man who put his bed in the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log?