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Did You Hear - Jokes - 4

This is page 4 of the "Did you hear?" jokes.

Did you hear about the three holes?
Well, well, well.

Did you hear about the couple who met in a revolving door?
They're still going round together.

Did you hear about the hyena that swallowed a beef cube?
He made a laughing stock of himself.

Did you hear about the man who bought a sleeping bag?
He spent 3 hours trying to wake it up.

Did you hear about the idiots who drove their truck off a bridge one night? The driver broke the glass and got out, but the two in the back drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.

Did you hear about the woman who fell into a washing machine?
She worked herself up into a lather.

Did you hear about the man who had a mouth in the middle of his stomach?
He was always good for a belly laugh.

Did you hear about the shark called Robin Hood?
He robbed the rich poises to feed the porpoises.

Did you hear about the man who had two left ears?
He couldn't hear right.

Did you hear about the boy who ran away with the circus?
His parents made him bring it back.

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A Randomly Selected Joke

One Cup Final day a massive group of football supporters is approaching Wembley Stadium when a funeral procession slowly goes past. Seeing this, one bloke takes his hat off and stands motionless for a moment before walking on. "That was a nice thing to do," said the man next to him.
"Well," said the bloke, "she was a good wife to me."

You can find more like this in the Jokes About Marriage category