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Did You Hear - Jokes - 4

This is page 4 of the "Did you hear?" jokes.

Did you hear about the girl who was very bashful?
She went into a closet to change her mind.

Did you hear about the family who moved to the city.
They heard that the country was at war.

Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.

Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an accident?
He's all right now.

Did you hear what happened to the sardine fisherman?
He got canned.

Did you hear about the lumberjack who was always late for work?
He was axed to leave.

Did you hear about the world's worst athlete?
He ran a bath and came in second.