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Did You Hear - Jokes - 5

This is page 5 of the "Did you hear?" jokes.

Did you hear about the werewolf's party?
It was a howling success.

Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other is a blooming idiot.

Did you hear about the animal hotel that has exclusive accommodation for squirrels?
It's called The Nutcracker Suite.

Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.

Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He says he's all washed up.

Did you hear about the man who put his bed in the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log?

Did you hear about the girl who was very bashful?
She went into a closet to change her mind.

Did you hear about the family who moved to the city.
They heard that the country was at war.

Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.

Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.

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A Randomly Selected Joke

A man in the Australian outback is taken ill and is taken in by the Sisters of Mercy, to revive and grow well. Their finest medicine, oddly enough, is their tea. When the man is ready to leave, he asks how they make it. They explain it is taken from their own special bush out back, the "Mercy Tea" bush. "Do you strain it?" he asks. "No," they tell him, "the Koala bear planted the bush, and the Koala tea of mercy is not strained."

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