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Did You Hear - Jokes

This is our collection of "Did you hear?" jokes.

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There are 36 jokes in this category.

Did you hear about the two men who were caught stealing a calendar.
The judge gave them six months each!

Did you hear the one about the statistician?
Probably....

Did you hear the story about the empty box?
Well, there's nothing in it.

Did you hear about the monster who had four arms but no legs?
He was all fingers and thumbs.

Did you hear about the author who changed his name to Parker because he wanted a pen name?

Did you hear about the incompetent navy captain?
He grounds the warship he walks on.

Did you hear they are looking for someone to be in charge of potato snacks in the monastery?
The job description will be: Chipmonk

Did you hear about the silkworms who were having a race?
They ended up in a tie.

Did you hear that the elephants at the circus are going on strike?
They're tired of working for peanuts.

Did you hear about the optometrist that fell into his lens grinding machine?
He made a spectacle of himself.