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How Do - Jokes

This is our selection of 'How Do' jokes.

There are 11 jokes in this category.

How do bees keep their hair looking neat and tidy?
They use honeycombs.

How do you make a horse box?
Buy it a pair of boxing gloves and shorts.

How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

How do you make an egg laugh?
You tell it a yolk.

How do you sneak up on a celery?
Stalk.

How do you keep an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit card.

How do you become a university professor?
By degrees.

How do you make a bandstand?
Take their chairs away.

How do you know if a pilot is at your party?
He'll tell you.

How do you confuse an idiot?
Give him three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

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