How Do - Jokes
This is our selection of 'How Do' jokes.
There are 7 jokes in this category.
How do you sneak up on a celery?
Stalk.
How do you keep an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit card.
How do you become a university professor?
By degrees.
How do you make a bandstand?
Take their chairs away.
How do you know if a pilot is at your party?
He'll tell you.
How do you confuse an idiot?
Give him three shovels and tell him to take his pick.
How do you communicate with a fish?
You drop him a line.
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