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Humorous Definitions

Here are some humorous definitions to make you smile.

There are 12 jokes in this category.


Pause - What dogs walk on


Zulu - The rest-room in the zoological gardens.


A truant - A real insect


Flattery - An insult gift wrapped.


A wedding ring - The smallest handcuffs in the world.


A paradox - Two physicians.


Definition of a lawyer: a man who persuades two other men to strip for a fight and then runs off with their clothes.


Outlying - what politicans are doing when they are campaigning


Hatred - a dislike of the color scarlet.


An extractor - a farm vehicle that's been destroyed.


Acoustic: Used to play pool.


Denial: A river in Egypt.



A Randomly Selected Joke

Doctor, Doctor, I can't stop eating dates.
Doctor: What's wrong with that?
Patient: I've run out of calendars.

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