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Humorous Definitions

Here are some humorous definitions to make you smile.

There are 12 jokes in this category.

Pause - What dogs walk on

Zulu - The rest-room in the zoological gardens.

A truant - A real insect

Flattery - An insult gift wrapped.

A wedding ring - The smallest handcuffs in the world.

A paradox - Two physicians.

Definition of a lawyer: a man who persuades two other men to strip for a fight and then runs off with their clothes.

Outlying - what politicans are doing when they are campaigning

Hatred - a dislike of the color scarlet.

An extractor - a farm vehicle that's been destroyed.

Acoustic: Used to play pool.

Denial: A river in Egypt.

A Randomly Selected Joke
Doctor, Doctor, I can't stop eating dates.
Doctor: What's wrong with that?
Patient: I've run out of calendars.
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