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Humorous Insults - 2

This is page 2 of humorous insults.

There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.

He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with two eyes.

You're making a fool of yourself, and I've never seen better craftmanship.

Your heart's in the right place - it's your head I'm worried about.

You're the kind of person I can't get over, so I'll go around you.

You're quite a charmer - I'll get you a snake and a flute.

I'm forming an attachment for you - it fits right over your mouth.

Why don't you act like a human being or don't you do impersonations?

You're NUMBER ONE in my book. My book is called "Creeps I Have Known".

He's so dumb he thinks cheerios are doughnut seeds!

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