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Humorous Insults - 4

This is page 4 of humorous insults.

He has bubbles in his think tank.

His attic's a little dusty.

He's always sharpening his sleeping skills.

He's sausage short of a barbecue.

He's a few planes short of an Air Force.

Why don't you go home and brush up on your ignorance?

I don't know what it is that makes you stupid but whatever it is it works.

Yes I do like your dress - but isn't it a little early for halloween.

I wouldn't say he was ugly but: When his grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When his father was born they passed out cigarettes. When he was born they simply passed out.

I've changed my mind>
Well I hope it works better than your old one.

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How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
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