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Humorous Insults - 5

This is page 5 of humorous insults.

If his IQ was two points higher, he'd be a rock.

He's as smart as bait.

His mouth is in gear, but his brain's in neutral.

She's knitting with only one needle.

The lights are on, but nobody's home.

There is no vaccine against stupidity.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.

I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

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William Shakespeare walks into a bar and asks for a beer but the barman says sorry I can't serve you, you're bard.
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