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Humorous Insults - 6

This is page 6 of humorous insults.

If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

He's a gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.

He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.

He's missing a few buttons on his remote control.

He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

I'm busy now.
Can I ignore you some other time?

A Randomly Selected Joke
Car Driver (telephoning after he has had an accident) - Send help at once, I've turned turtle.
Mechanic: This is a garage not a pet shop.
You can find more like this in the Car Driving category