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Humorous Insults

Here is our collection of humorous insults.

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There are 96 jokes in this category.

She's so stupid she thinks that a juggernaut is an empty beer mug.

Anna is so stupid she probably can't spell her name backwards.

I spend half my time trying to be witty.
Yes, you're a half wit.

Yes, I do like your dress - but isn't it a little early for Halloween?

I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.

If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.

Does the zoo know that you and the other baboons got loose?

Every time he walks past a beautiful woman she sighs - with relief.

Be careful not to let your mind wander. It's not strong enough to be allowed out on its own.

I'm not a genius, you're just stupid

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A Randomly Selected Joke

The three bears sit down at the breakfast table. Baby bear says, "who's been eating my porridge?"
Daddy bear says, "who's been eating my porridge?"
And mommy bear screams, "do we have to go through this every single morning? I haven't made the porridge yet."

You can find more like this in the Animal Jokes category