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Humorous Signs and Notices

This is our selection of unintentionally humorous signs and notices. Most of them (but not all) come from countries where English is not the first language.

There are 16 jokes in this category.

Man Wanted To Wash Dishes And Two Waitresses

Sign ouside hospital:
Visitors - Husbands Only. One Per Patient

Sign outside a restaurant:
Open Seven Days A Week (except Sundays)

On a packet of sleeping tablets
Warning. May cause drowsiness

Any Dogs Found Worrying Will Be Shot

Haircuts While You Wait

In a Hong Kong supermarket:
For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service.

In a Vienna hotel:
In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.

In a Swiss mountain inn:
Special today - no ice cream.

Sign on a wall in a Copenhagen airline ticket office:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.

A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine foods expertly served by waitresses in apetizing forms.

In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

Sign in a Rhodes tailor shop:
Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

In a Paris hotel elevator:
Please leave your values at the front desk.

In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

A Randomly Selected Joke

What is the favorite school subject of a witch?
English, because they are good at spelling.

You can find more like this in the Jokes About Witches category