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Jokes About Animals

Here are some jokes and funny stories about animals including dogs, horses and ducks.
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jokes about animals

There are 38 jokes in this category.

What is hairy, barks and can fly?
A Skye Terrier.

What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice krispies.

Which animal has wooden legs?
A timber wolf.

What type of creature cannot be heard clearly?
A mumble bee.

What does a octopus wear when it's cold?
A coat of arms.

How many skunks do you need to make a big stink?
A phew.

What happened to the frog that parked on a double yellow line?
He was toad away.

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.

Two budgies are sitting on a perch and one says to the other, can you smell fish?

Why are four-legged animals such bad dancers?
Because they have two left feet.

A Randomly Selected Joke
How do dinosaurs pass exams at school?
With extinction.
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