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Blonde Jokes - 2

This is page 2 of our jokes and humor about blondes.

Brunette: What would you do if you found a million dollars?
Blonde: Well, if it was a poor person who lost it, I'd return it.

What's a blonde's favourite wine?
"Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!

Why did the blonde drive around the block for three hours?
Her left turn signal was stuck.

Did you hear about the blonde who put iodine on her paycheck because she got a cut in pay?

Did you hear about the blondes car pool?
They all meet at work.

What are the three most difficult years for a blonde?
Second grade.

Two blondes are at the airport one day, when one points to a nearby plane on the ground and says to the other: "Look, these planes are so big and heavy, how do they manage to fly?". The second blonde points to a distant airborne plane and answers: "Easy. When they are up in the air they are very small..."

What does a blonde wife make for supper?
Reservations!

How do blonde braincells die?
Alone.

A newly-wed blonde phoned her mum in tears. She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him!" "Now, now," her mother comforted, "I'm sure it was all just a little misunderstanding." "No, mother," the young woman laments. "I bought a frozen turkey and he yelled at me about the price." "Well, that is a bit mean," her mum agreed. "A frozen turkey isn't expensive - just a few pounds." "No, mum it wasn't the price of the turkey... it was the airplane ticket." "Airplane ticket? What did you need that for?"
"Well, when I went to cook it, I looked at the directions on the back. It said, 'Prepare from a Frozen State' so I flew to Alaska."

A Randomly Selected Joke
Did you hear about the blonde that was fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing out the W's ...
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