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Jokes & Funny Stories About Blondes - 5

This is page 5 of our jokes and funny stories about blondes.

Why did the blonde cross the road?
I don't know, and neither does she.

Why did the blonde get hurt raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree!

Did you hear about the blonde who had a new bath installed?
The plumber said, "Would you like a plug for it?"
To which the blonde replied, "Oh, I didn't know it was electric."

Why do blondes like lightning?
Because they think someone is taking their picture.

How do you get a blonde to burn her ear?
Phone her while she's ironing.

How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow.

Why did the blonde throw bread into the toilet?
She wanted to feed the toilet duck.

Why did the blonde go out with her purse open?
She was expecting some change in the weather.

Hear about the blonde who bought a Trans-Am? It took him a month to realize he could drive it at night.

A brunette was walking down the middle of the street bobbing her head saying "88, 88, 88, 88."
A blonde saw her and asked her why she did it. The brunette said it was fun and said she should try it. So they were both walking down the middle of the street saying "88, 88, 88"
All of a sudden a huge semi-truck came along and the brunette jumped out of the way...
A brunette was walking down the middle of the street bobbing her head saying "89, 89, 89".

A Randomly Selected Joke
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they mess up everything forever.
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