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Jokes & Funny Stories About Blondes - 6

This is page 6 of our jokes and funny stories about blondes.

Why didn't the Blonde have any ice cubes for her party?
She lost the recipe.

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?
So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.

Two blondes were walking along and came upon some tracks. One blonde said, "Those look like deer tracks", and the other said, "No, they look more like moose tracks". They were still arguing when the train hit them.

The dumb blonde was invited on an outing so she decided to shop for some luggage. She asked the clerk, "Do you have any overnight cases?"
"Yes mam," he said.
"You'd better give me seven of them, then. I'll be gone a week."

Did you hear about the blonde that was fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing out the W's ...

A Randomly Selected Joke
Old milkmaids never die, they just lose their whey.
You can find more like this in the Old Age category