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Blonde Jokes

Here is our selection of jokes and humor about dumb blondes.

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There are 55 jokes in this category.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

How did the blonde burn her nose?
Bobbing for french fries.

How do you confuse a blonde?
You don't. They're born that way.

If a blonde and a brunette fell out of an airplane, who would land first?
The brunette. The blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.

What's the difference between a blonde and a shopping cart?
A shopping cart has a mind of it's own.

What did the blonde say to the physicist?
"Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A Branch Manager.

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A Space Invader.

What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot has been spotted.

What are the three most difficult years in a blonde's life?
Second grade.

A Randomly Selected Joke
McDougal ran a fish and chip shop opposite Barclays bank. Late one night a man came in and said, "Could you possibly lend me five pounds - I'm really stuck."
"Sorry," said McDougal, "I couldn't possibly do that because of an arrangement I've got with the bank."
"What arrangement is that?" asked the man.
"They don't sell fish and chips and I don't lend money."
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