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Blonde Jokes

Here is our selection of jokes and humor about dumb blondes.

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There are 55 jokes in this category.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

How did the blonde burn her nose?
Bobbing for french fries.

How do you confuse a blonde?
You don't. They're born that way.

If a blonde and a brunette fell out of an airplane, who would land first?
The brunette. The blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.

What's the difference between a blonde and a shopping cart?
A shopping cart has a mind of it's own.

What did the blonde say to the physicist?
"Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A Branch Manager.

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A Space Invader.

What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot has been spotted.

What are the three most difficult years in a blonde's life?
Second grade.

A Randomly Selected Joke
I'm going to Bury St Edmunds today.
Why? Is he dead?
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