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Jokes About Boyfriends

This is our collection of jokes about boyfriends.

There are 6 jokes in this category.

Mary: You look just like my favorite movie star.
John: really, which one?
Mary: King Kong.

Why do you call your boyfriend laryngitis?
Because he's a pain in the neck.

My boyfriend reminds me of the sea.
You mean he's wild, romantic and restless?
No. He makes me sick.

My new boyfriend has an iron deficiency.
His shirts always need ironing.

My ex-boyfriend sent his photograph to a lonely hearts club. They sent it back saying that they weren't that lonely.

The girl asked her boyfriend, "Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?"
"Sure," replied her boyfriend "What's your phone number?"

A Randomly Selected Joke
Old musicians never die, they just get played out.
You can find more like this in the Old Age category