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Jokes & Funny Stories About Cannibals - 2

This is page 2 of jokes and funny stories about cannibals.

1st Cannibal: Am I too late for dinner?
2nd Cannibal: Yes, everyone's been eaten.

Cannibal in restaurant: I don't think much of your head chef.
Waiter: Well just eat the salad then.

What did the cannibal say when he met the famous explorer?
Dr Livingstone, I consume.

When the cannibal girl reached the age of twenty-one her mother told her - "I think it's time you found yourself a nice edible young bachelor."

What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered host.

What is a cannibals favorite drink?
Wine with a lot of body.

Did you hear about the cannibal who loved fast food?
He ordered a pizza with everybody on it ...

"Should I boil the new missionary?" asked the first cannibal.
"No" replied the second, "He's a friar."

1st Cannibal: 'I don't think much of your wife.'
2nd Cannibal: 'Never mind - just eat the vegetables instead.'

What do cannibals eat for lunch?
Baked beings on toast.

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Knock, knock.
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