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Jokes About Cannibals

Here are some very old and corny jokes about cannibals. This is page 1 of 2

There are 15 jokes in this category.

Did you hear about the cannibal who wanted to become a detective so that he could grill all the suspects?

1st Cannibal Woman: I just don't know what to make of my husband these days.
2nd Cannibal Woman: How about a curry?

What did one cannibal say to his friend?
Who was that girl I saw you with last night?
That was no girl, that was my supper.

Why was the cannibal fired from his job.
Because he kept buttering up his boss.

Cannibal Boy: I've brought a friend home for dinner.
Cannibal Mother: Pop him in the fridge and we'll have him tomorrow.

1st Cannibal: Am I too late for dinner?
2nd Cannibal: Yes, everyone's been eaten.

Cannibal in restaurant: I don't think much of your head chef.
Waiter: Well just eat the salad then.

What did the cannibal say when he met the famous explorer?
Dr Livingstone, I consume.

When the cannibal girl reached the age of twenty-one her mother told her - "I think it's time you found yourself a nice edible young bachelor."

What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered toast.

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