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Jokes About Cannibals

Here are some very old and corny jokes about cannibals. This is page 1 of 2

There are 20 jokes in this category.

Who has friends for lunch?
A cannibal.

What is a contented cannibal?
Someone who is fed up with people.

What happened when two tribes of cannibals went to war?
The winning tribe made mincemeat of the other.

What did the cannibal who turned up late for dinner get?
The cold shoulder.

A cannibal came home from hunting and saw his wife chopping up snakes and a small man.
Oh, not snake and pygmy pie again!

Did you hear about the cannibal who wanted to become a detective so that he could grill all the suspects?

1st Cannibal Woman: I just don't know what to make of my husband these days.
2nd Cannibal Woman: How about a curry?

What did one cannibal say to his friend?
Who was that girl I saw you with last night?
That was no girl, that was my supper.

Why was the cannibal fired from his job.
Because he kept buttering up his boss.

Cannibal Boy: I've brought a friend home for dinner.
Cannibal Mother: Pop him in the fridge and we'll have him tomorrow.

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A Randomly Selected Joke

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange shoe.
Orange shoe who?
Orange shoe going to let me in?

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