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Jokes About Visiting The Dentist

Here are some jokes about the dreaded visit to the dentist to have your teeth fixed.

There are 4 jokes in this category.

Why did the pie go to the dentist?
To get a filling.

What did the judge say to the dentist?
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?

A man and his wife entered the dentist's office. "I want a toothpulled, "the man said. "We are in a big hurry, so let us not fool around with gas or Novocain or any of that stuff." "You are a very brave man," remarked the dentist. "Which tooth is it?"
"Show him your bad tooth, honey," said the man to his wife.

Dentist: I'm afraid I'll have to charge you fifty pounds for the tooth I've just extracted.
Patient: But I thought you only charged ten pounds for extracting a tooth?
Dentist: Yes but you screamed so loudly, you scared four patients out of my waiting room.

A Randomly Selected Joke

If you are in the jungle and you have a headache, why can't you take an asprin for it?
Because the parrots eat 'em all.

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