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Jokes About Doctors - 2

This is page 2 of jokes and humor about doctors.

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a clock.
Well, there's no need to get wound up about it.

Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Patient: I can' stop myself eating dates.
Doctor: That's not really a problem.
Patient: Yes it is, I've run out of calendars.

Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?
Patient: Last week I swallowed a clock.
Doctor: Why didn't come to see me at once?
Patient: I didn't want to alarm anyone.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together man.

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I've just been bitten by a dog.
Doctor: Name?
Patient: Fido.

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I've got skin trouble.
Doctor: Have you?
Patient: Yes, I can't peel this banana.

Dodtor, doctor, will I ever get better?
At what?

Doctor, doctor, I keep having hot flushes.
You don't need a doctor, it's a plumber you need.

Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a mountain.
Well you do look a little peaky.

Doctor, doctor, I feel really funny.
Well, tell me a joke then, I could do with a laugh.

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Did you hear about the man who was convicted of stealing luggage from the airport?
He asked for twenty other cases to be taken into consideration.

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