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Jokes And Funny Stories About Doctors - 4

This is page 4 of jokes and funny stories about doctors.

Doctor: I can't diagnose the cause of your bad breath. I think it must be the drink.
Patient: Okay, I'll come back when you're sober.

Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a witch.
Well, you'd better lie down for a spell.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a canary.
I can't tweet you, you need to go and see a vet.

Doctor, doctor, I've got a little stye.
Then you'd better buy a little pig for it.

Doctor, Doctor, my brother thinks that he is an elevator.
Well tell him to come in to see me.
He can't. He doesn't stop at this floor.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a telephone.
Well, take these pills and if you don't get any better give me a ring.

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a book.
Doctor: Well, sit down here and tell me the story.

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pipe sticking out of the back of a car.
I thought you looked a bit exhausted.

Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a yo-yo.
How do you feel?
A bit up and down.

Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?
Patient: Last week I swallowed a clock.
Doctor: Why didn't you come and see me before this?
Patient: I didn't warn to alarm anyone.

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I went fly-fishing yesterday.
Did you catch anything?
Yes, a two-pound bluebottle.

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