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Jokes About Doctors

Here is our collection of jokes and humor about doctors. This is page 1 of 5

There are 50 jokes in this category.

Doctor, doctor. I feel like an apple.
We must get to the core of this.

Doctor: How did you get here so fast?
Patient: Flu.

Doctor, doctor, I have trouble getting to sleep at night.
Well try lying on the end of the bed and you'll soon drop off.

Why did the orange visit the doctor?
He wasn't peeling well.

Did you hear about the man who went to his doctor and told him he thought he was a piano?
The doctor gave him a note.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a frog.
Go on, hop it!

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a woodworm.
How boring.

Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a garbage can.
Don't talk rubbish.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a dumpling.
Well, don't get in a stew.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a cat.
Doctor: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I had kittens.

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A Randomly Selected Joke

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mice.
Mice who?
Mice to meet you.

You can find more like this in the Knock Knock Jokes category