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Jokes About Teachers And Education

Here are some jokes and humor about school pupils, teachers and education.

There are 7 jokes in this category.

Teacher: Johnny, what are you doing under the table?br>Johnny: You told us to read Jekyll and hide.

I was teacher's pet last year.
Why was that?
He couldn't afford a dog.

Pupil: Would you punish someone for something that they didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Pupil: That's good, because I haven't done my homework.

Teacher: If I subtract 14 from 99, what's the difference?
Pupil: That's what I say. Who cares.

The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?"
"None," answered little Norman.
"None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic."
"Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one goes over a fence, they all go!"

A father and son were posing for a picture following the son's graduation from college. "Stand closer to your father. Try to look a little more natural," the photographer said.
The father replied, "I think he'd look more natural, if he stood with his hands in my pockets."

Teacher: Who wrote Nicholas Nickelby?
Pupil: How the Dickins should I know.