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Elephant Jokes

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What is large, grey and beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinder elephant.

What do you call a clumsy elephant?
Fumble jumbo.

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator?
The door won't close.

What is the best thing to give a seasick elephant?
Lots of room.

Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?
So that they can hide upside-down in bowls of custard.

Did you ever find an elephant in your custard?
No? Well, it must work.

How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed?
Your nose is touching the ceiling.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Great big holes all over Australia.

What do you get if you take an elephant into work?
Sole use of the lift.

Why do elephants wear small green hats?
So they can sneak across snooker tables without being seen.

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