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Here is our selection of jokes and humor about girlfriends.

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jokes about girlfriends

There are 12 jokes in this category.


I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.

Submitted by : Colin 


My girlfriend loves nature.
That's very kind of her considering what nature has done to her.


When I proposed to my girlfriend she said:
I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.


My girlfriend is a beautiful redhead - no hair, just a red head.


My girlfriend is the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they just can't believe it the first time.


I can't understand why people say my girlfriend's legs look like matchsticks.
It's true that they look like sticks - but they certainly don't match.


The man at the bar was boasting, "The woman who becomes my son's girlfriend will be getting a great prize."
On hearing this a young woman asked him, "And exactly what prize would you give me for becoming his girlfriend?"


My girlfriend always makes me melt-in-your-mouth dinners. She always forgets to defrost them.


Fred: My girlfriend is one of twins.
Brian: How can you tell them apart?
Fred: It's easy, her brother's got a beard.


All women are beautiful, some are just less beautiful than others.


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