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Girlfriend Jokes and Humor

Here is our selection of jokes and humor about girlfriends. This is page 1 of 2

There are 19 jokes in this category.

John: Since I met my new girlfriend I've hardly been able to eat or drink.
Dave: Is that because you love her so much?
John: No, because I'm broke.

I fell in love with my girlfriend at second sight. The first time I met her I didn't know how rich her father was.

I asked my new girlfriend what it would take for her to give me a big kiss and she said an anesthetic.

My girlfriend has just finished a crash diet.
Is that why she looks like a wreck?

My latest girlfriend is so refined, I call her sugar.

Last night my girlfriend asked me if I believed in the hereafter?
I said of course I do.
Then she said, well, hereafter I want you to leave me alone.

My girlfriend is just a skeleton, but I love every bone in her body.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.

Submitted by : Colin 

My girlfriend loves nature.
That's very kind of her considering what nature has done to her.

When I proposed to my girlfriend she said:
I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.

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A Randomly Selected Joke

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
She has left cheese for the mouse.

You can find more like this in the Blonde Jokes category