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Jokes About Idiots
There are 20 jokes in this category. How do you confuse an idiot workman?
An idiot heard that a fortune could be made by working as a lumberjack in Canada.
Did you hear about the idiot who tried to iron his curtains?
I can't understand why the critics said that only an idiot would have liked watching that television program. I really enjoyed it.
An idiot was in a tailor shop looking at his new suit in a three-way mirror. The tailor said.."Well, what do you think of it?" "Great, the idiot said, I'll take all three of them."
Two idiots decide to go duck hunting so they get up early one morning, and go off to the swamps with their red hats, duck calls, and their trusty hunting dog. Even with all conditions favorable for a good day, by day's end they headed home without a single duck!
An idiot took a photograph of his son to the photo store. 'I wonder,' he said, 'could you enlarge this for me?' 'Yes, certainly,' the assistant replied. 'And would it be possible for you to take his hat off for me?' 'Well, I'm sure we could do something. Yes, we could touch it up for you.' 'Oh, that's fine.' 'Tell me,' said the assistant, 'which side does your son part his hair?'
An idiot decorator was painting a house and the owner came home to find the man rushing about like a mad thing with his brushes.
Did you hear about the idiot skydiver?
Did you hear about the idiot who was given a pair of water skis?
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