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There are 40 jokes in this category. The lawyers motto - Where there's a will there's a pay.
Judge: Do you have anything to offer the court before I pass sentence on you?
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The lawyer's motto - Where there's a will there's a pay
After suffering through years of his wife's awful coffee, the man spat it out and took the coffee maker to his lawyer. Dropping the contents of it on the attorney's desk, the man growled, "Here they are!" "Here are what?" the startled lawyer asked.
A famous lawyer died and, unexpectedly, showed up at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter came out to welcome him, and as the Gates opened the lawyer saw a banner which welcomed him, the first 457-year old man. The lawyer was confused. He said to St. Peter, "I don't understand. When I died, I was 63 years old, not 457."
Lawyer: Did you kill the victim?
Three men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere. One of the three men says, "I've got an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices far."
A young boy walked up to his father and asked, "Dad? Does a lawyer ever tell the truth?" The Father thought for a moment. "Yes Son," he replied, "Sometimes a lawyer will do anything to win a case."
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