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Jokes and Humor About Men - 2

This is page 2 of humorous jokes and humor about men.

Men are just like Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

All men are animals - some just make better pets.

Do men always snore?
No. Only when they're asleep.

What's the easiest way to get a man to go to sleep?
Say you want to talk to him.

What do you have to do to keep a man interested?
Wear perfume that smells like beer.

Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions (who is she going to ask?).

What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

What is the difference between a singles bar and a circus?
At a circus the clowns don't come up and talk to you.

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