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Jokes And Humor About Men

Here is our collection of jokes and humor about men.

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There are 18 jokes in this category.

Men are like commercials - you can't believe a word they say.

Men are like used Cars - both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.

Men are like placemats - they only show up when there's food on the table.

Men are like mascara - they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like bank accounts - without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

What is a man's idea of helping out with housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

What is the thinnest book in the world?
What men know about women.

Why did God make men before women?
You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

Men are just like the weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

Men are just like horoscopes.
They are always telling you what to do and are usually wrong.

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A Randomly Selected Joke

1st Cannibal: 'I don't think much of your wife.'
2nd Cannibal: 'Never mind - just eat the vegetables instead.'

You can find more like this in the Cannibal Jokes category