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Jokes About Monsters And Ghosts - 2

Here is page 2 of our collection of jokes about monsters and ghosts.

jokes about Count Dracula

What did the polite vampire say?
Fang you very much.

What do you call an overweight ghost who haunts a theatre?
The fat tum of the opera.

Frankenstein was lonely until he learned how to make new friends.

Which game did Dr Jekyll like playing most?
Hyde and seek.

Who speaks at the ghost's press conference?
The spooksperson.

Where does Count Dracula keep his savings?
In the blood bank.

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?
You use a spirit level.

What has fangs and says "10, 9, 8, 7, 6"?
Count bacula.

What do you call a vampire dog?
A bloodhound.

What is a blood count?
Count Dracula.

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