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Jokes About Monsters And Ghosts - 3

Here is page 3 of our collection of jokes about monsters and ghosts.

What was written on the metal monster's tombstone?
Rust in peace.

Did you hear about the two ghosts who fell in love at first fright?

What game does Dr. Jekyll like playing?
Hide and shriek.

Where does Count Dracula get all his jokes from?
He gets them from his crypt writer.

Why are vampires always happy?
Because it's fatal for them to be cross.

What airline do ghosts travel on?
British Scareways.

Where do ghouls go to study?
Ghoullege.

What kind of monster has the best hearing?
The eeriest.

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A Randomly Selected Joke
Did you hear about the woman who wanted to get married to a ghost?
I can't think what must have possessed her.
You can find more like this in the Did You Hear? category