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Jokes About Monsters And Ghosts

Here is our collection of jokes about monsters and ghosts and the other things that go bump in the night. This is page 1 of 3

There are 28 jokes in this category.

Where do ghost trains stop?
At devil crossings.

Mummy, mummy, all the other kids at school say I look like a werewolf.
Be quiet and comb your face.

Where does Drakula put his money to keep it safe?
In a bank a-count.

What has fangs and says '10, 9, 8, 7, 6' when he about to bite his victims in the neck?
Count Bacula.

What do Italian ghosts eat?
Spookhetti.

What do ghosts have for breakfast?
Dreaded wheat.

What did the monster do when he had a sore throat?
He spent all day gargoyling.

What do you call a very intelligent monster?
Frank Einstein.

Where do ghosts go on holiday?
To the Isle of Fright.

Why don't ghosts ever become famous magicians?
Because you can see right through their tricks.

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A Randomly Selected Joke

What did one clock say to the other clock when it was scared?
Don't be alarmed.

You can find more like this in the Jokes For Children category