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Jokes About Restaurants And Food
There are 23 jokes in this category. Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Two guys go into a small diner for breakfast, the waitress comes up and asks for
their order. The first one says "I'll have two eggs over easy, toast, and juice." "And I'll have two eggs scrambled, toast, and juice in a clean glass" says the other.
A guy in a restaurant says to the waitress "I want a cup of coffee without cream." The waitress comes back a few minutes later and says "I'm sorry, but we're all out of cream. Would you mind taking your coffee without milk?"
Diner: Waiter do you have any wild duck?
Diner: Waiter, there's no turtle in this turtle soup.
This table is reserved.
Diner: Waiter, this pancake tastes terrible.
Diner: Waiter there's a twig in my soup.
Waiter, waiter. I don't like the flies in here.
Waiter: Are you the filleted mackerel, sir?
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