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Jokes About Restaurants And Food

Waiters, food and restaurants have always been a good source of jokes and humor. This is page 1 of 3

There are 34 jokes in this category.

Customer: How long have you been working in this restaurant?
Waiter: Two weeks, sir.
Customer: Only two weeks. Well it can't have been you that took my order.

Waiter: I can recommend the wood pigeon, sir.
Customer: Really? What flavor is the wood?

Waiter, waiter, is there soup on the menu?
No, Sir, I've just wiped it off.

My sister was going to marry a waiter, but he had reservations.

Why was there screams coming from the kitchen?
The chef was beating the eggs.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Those flys just don't care what they eat do they.

Waiter, waiter, what's that fly doing in my ice-cream?
Learning to ski, sir.

Waiter, there's a piece of soap in my soup.
That's to wash it down with sir.

I've made the chicken soup.
That's a relief, I thought it was for us.

Waiter, waiter! There's a slug in my salad
I'm very sorry sir, I didn't know that you were a vegetarian.

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