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Jokes About Shopping

Here is our selection of jokes about going shopping.

There are 5 jokes in this category.


Customer: I want to buy a mattress for a bed.
Assistant: A spring mattress, sir?
Customer: Well, actually I want to use it all year round.


Lady Customer: I want a dress to match my eyes.
Shop Assistant: Sorry, madam, we don't sell bloodshot dresses.


Customer: So what happens now that your opening sale has ended?
Shopkeeper: Our closing down sale begins.


Lady Customer: Can I try on that dress in the window?
Assistant: If you really want to, but I think it would be better if you tried it on in the changing room.


Customer: Do you have any camouflage jackets?
Assistant: Yes, we have loads of them, but we can't find them.



A Randomly Selected Joke

Did you hear about the werewolf's party?
It was a howling success.

You can find more like this in the Did You Hear? category


 

 

 

 

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