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Jokes About Halloween Witches - 2

This is page 2 of jokes about Halloween witches.

If a flying saucer is an aircraft, does it mean that a flying broomstick is a witchcraft?

How does a witch know what time it is?
She wears a witch watch.

What do you call a motorbike that belongs to a witch?
A brrooooooom stick.

What is the favorite school subject of a witch?
English, because they are good at spelling.

Every time it's misty, I can hear strange croaking noises coming from your house.
That's my froghorn.

Why does a Halloween witch ride on her broom?
So that she can sweep the sky.

What happened to the witch who misbehaved at school?
She was ex-spelled.

What noise does a witch's breakfast cereal make?
Snap, cackle, pop.

Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a witch.
You'd better lie down for a spell.

What happens to a witch when she loses her temper?
She flies off the handle.

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A Randomly Selected Joke

What did one clock say to the other clock when it was scared?
Don't be alarmed.

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