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Jokes About Halloween Witches

Just in time for Halloween here is our collection of jokes about witches. This is page 1 of 3

What happens if a witch gets the flu?
You get cold spells.

What did the witch have to do when her broomstick broke down?
She had to witch-hike.

How can you make a witch itch?
Remove the 'w'.

Why did the witch put her broomstick in the washing machine?
Because she wanted a clean sweep.

Brian: Are you having a party on your birthday?
John: No, I'm going to have a witch do.
Brian: What's a witch do?
John: She flies around on a broomstick and casts spells.

What do you call a witch that likes to go to the beach but is scared to go swimming?
A chicken sand-witch.

What do witches use to keep their hair untidy?
Scare spray.

What do you call a witch who drives her car down the middle of the road?
A road hag.

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a multi-millionaire?
A very witch person.

Who does a witch call in if her broomstick is stolen?
The flying squad.

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A Randomly Selected Joke

What is the difference between a gardener and an actor?
A gardener minds his peas and an actor minds his cues.

You can find more like this in the British Humour category