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Jokes And Funny Stories For Children - 10

This is page 10 of jokes and funny stories for children.

Who invented fire?
Some bright spark I guess.

Why do lions eat raw meat?
Because no one taught them how to cook.

What do Paddington Bear and Winnie the Pooh pack for their vacations?
The bear essentials.

Teacher: Mary you can't bring that lamb to school. What about the smell?
Mary: Oh, that's all right, it'll soon get used to it.

Did you hear about the posh school where all the pupils smelt?
It was for filthy rich kids only.

Who makes suits and eats spinach?
Popeye the Tailorman.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.

What do ghostly soldiers say to strangers?
Halt who ghost there?

What is a ghosts favorite dessert?
Boo-berry pie with I-scream.

Why was Cinderella thrown out of the netball team?
Because she kept running away from the ball.

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A Randomly Selected Joke

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany who?
Zany body home?

You can find more like this in the Knock Knock Jokes category