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Jokes And Funny Stories For Children - 12

This is page 12 of jokes and funny stories for children.

What kind of monkey can fly?
A hot air baboon.

Why are some teachers cross-eyed?
Because they can't control their pupils.

Why did the banana have to visit the doctor?
Because it wasn't peeling well.

What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.

What did one eye say to the other eye?
Between you and me, something smells.

What do you call a Japanese piano that is always telling jokes?
A Yamaha-ha.

What lives in the ocean and carries a lot of people around?
An octobus.

Have you seen a man-eating tiger?
No, but I've seen a man eating fish and chips.

What goes tick, tick, woof, woof?
A watch dog.

Collector: Would you like to make a donation for the new swimming pool?
Householder: Yes I would be happy to do that, here's a bucket of water.

A Randomly Selected Joke
What do you get if you cross a tomato with a potato?
A potato with bloodshot eyes.
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