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Jokes And Funny Stories For Children - 13

This is page 13 of jokes and funny stories for children.

What do rabbits do when they get married?
They live hoppily ever after.

I'm glad I wasn't born in France.
Why?
I don't speak French.

What do snakes do after a fight?
They hiss and make up.

Where do cows go for a vacation?
Moo York.

What is a crocodile's favorite card game?
Snap.

What's the difference between a wild camel and a bully?
One is a large, smelly, bad-tempered beast and the other is an animal.

What is 300 feet high and wobbles?
The trifle tower.

What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away.

How do you make varnish disappear?
Take away the "r".

My brother is so stupid he thinks that aroma is someone who travels a lot.

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A Randomly Selected Joke

Did you hear that the elephants at the circus are going on strike?
They're tired of working for peanuts.

You can find more like this in the Did You Hear? category