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Jokes And Funny Stories For Children - 14

This is page 14 of jokes and funny stories for children.

Why did the baby strawberry cry?
Because his parents were in a jam.

What did the pork chop say to the steak?
Nice to meat you.

Which cartoon dog is covered in moisture every morning?
Scooby Dew.

What do you call a rabbit that has fleas?
Bugs Bunny.

Did you hear about the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens.

How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready, teddy, go.

How do you make a with itch?
Remove the "w".

Where do spacemen park their spaceships?
At a parking meteor.

What sits on the sea bed and laughs?
A merrymaid.

What did the ground say to the rain?
If you keep this up, my name will be mud.

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A Randomly Selected Joke

Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate.
"Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."

You can find more like this in the Animal Jokes category