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Jokes And Funny Stories For Children - 15

This is page 15 of jokes and funny stories for children.

How do you start a jelly race?
You say, "Get set."

My brother is so stupid that he thinks a string quartet is four people playing tennis.

What kind of dance does a tin opener do?
The can-can.

What does a ghost rooster say?
Spook-a-doodle-doo.

What kind of house is easy to lift?
A lighthouse.

What do sea monsters like to have as a snack?
Potato ships.

How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

Where do frogs hang their coats?
In the croakroom.

What is a teddy bear's favorite pasta?
Tagliateddy.

Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
To the moovies.

A Randomly Selected Joke
Did you hear about the shark that lives in Loch Ness?
It's called Loch Jaws.
You can find more like this in the Scottish Jokes category